Description
Banish Bad Vibes—One Flame at a Time!
Tired of troublesome energy clinging to your space like a bad smell? It’s time to show those vibes the door. Light up our Asshole Be Gone Ritual Candle and watch the bad juju pack its bags and hit the road. This isn't just a candle; it's a 4 oz jar of pure, unadulterated banishing power, designed to cleanse your life of negativity and, well, jerks.
Each candle is lovingly handmade in the mystical hills of Vermont, brewed in small batches to ensure maximum magical potency. We take our craft seriously, which is why every candle is fixed, dressed, and blessed by our seasoned practitioners at 13 Moons. It’s prepared with intention, just for you.
What’s in this magical brew?
- Premium Soy Wax: A clean, long-lasting burn to keep the good vibes flowing.
- Powerful Herbs & Oils: Fixed with potent Mugwort for protection and banishment, then blended with a symphony of essential oils and premium perfumes.
- An Enchanting Scent: A complex, captivating aroma that’s anything but basic. It opens with bright lemon and spicy anise, weaves through a heart of exotic saffron, rich tobacco, sweet honey, and night-blooming jasmine. The spell is sealed with a grounding base of warm vanilla, earthy patchouli, and a surprising twist of sweet caramel.
This candle is your perfect partner for rituals aimed at clearing out unwanted guests, toxic coworkers, or any lingering bad energy that's overstayed its welcome. Simply set your intention, light the wick, and let the fragrant smoke work its magic.
Reclaim your peace and perfume your sanctuary. Add this sassy little spell-in-a-jar to your collection and let everyone know your space is a strictly no-asshole zone.